As I open the door and try to stair through the steam a masculine voice says "I will be out in a moment." "Shit" I say and then I reflect that the accent is english or maybe australian or perhaps New Zealand because you know with the shower runnning it is hard to tell those accents apart and it is when I am reflectin about the fact that I often mistake a South African accent for Australian, that I realize that I am standing in my bathroom when a strange man, a strange foreign man, is in my shower. I immediatley began to think about the fact that I could have had unprotected sex with an illegal alien. An alien? "Shit" I mutter again and slowly creep out of the bathroom.

I must have been drugged. What if I was drugged and raped by this alien? What if he is a murderer? I immediately picked up my stiletto heel from last night for a weapon. My cellphone. I will race to it and call my sister so she will at least know an English/Australian/New Zealand/South African alien drugged or raped or killed me.